ART ROCK ONE

by The Stiffys

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"Everybody’s favourite cool boys The Stiffys are back with Art Rock One. Fuelled by Passion Pop and the genuine love of ladies, they’re at their manic best." - hhhhappy.com/premiere-cool-boys-the-stiffys-art-rock-one-is-a-great-job/

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released September 10, 2015

ALL MUSIC BY THE STIFFYS

RECORDED AND MIXED BY MATT NEIGHBOUR AT SING SING STUDIOS AND GARDENSOUND STUDIOS

ADDITIONAL VOCALS BY:
MARINA CARROLL
JAZ RHODES
KATE BAILEY
TEUTA JERLIU
JULIA HAYSOM

THANKS TO THE STAGG, LEIGH, CARROLL AND RHODES FAMILIES.

THANKS TO LUKE MORTON AND THE HARBOUR AGENCY, VIX CIESIOLKA AND ALPHA ENTERTAINMENT, CHRIS EDSAR, BRI HAMMOND, SAM BARRATT, JARROD PRINCE, TIM HAMILTON AND PONCHO TV, THE BEARDS, GAY PARIS, CHANNEL V, DEVIN DE ARAUJO, JAMES FITZPATRICK AND CHELSEA SINNOTT.

THANKS TO THE LADIES AND EVERYBODY DOING A GREAT JOB. ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF EVERYBODY.

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Track Name: King of the Internet
SHE SENDS A PICTURE MESSAGE A FINGER IN A RING
ANOTHER FINGER POINTING IT’S GOING IN IT’S GOING IN
MY BABY’S CRAZY PRETTY AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
LADIES ARE WAY TOO BUSY TO IRL TO IRL

THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
I’M KING OF THE INTERNET

THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
I’M KING OF THE INTERNET

SHE WANTS TO KNOW ME BETTER MY MOTHER’S MAIDEN NAME
SHE WANTS MY CREDIT NUMBER MAYBE WE HAVE THE SAME THE SAME
MY BABY WANTS TO BE SURE BEFORE SHE COMES TO STAY
SHE WANTS TO COME AND VISIT, WHILE I’M AWAY WHILE I’M AWAY

THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
I’M KING OF THE INTERNET

THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
I’M KING OF THE INTERNET

THE STIFFYS ARE SURFIN ON THE INTERNET A WAVE OF BABES
THE STIFFYS ARE SURFIN ON THE INTERNET A WAVE OF BABES

I GO SURFING EVERY DAY I RIDE THOSE BARRELS WITH THE JOKES I SAY

THE STIFFYS ARE SURFIN ON THE INTERNET A WAVE OF BABES

I GO SURFING EVERY DAY I RIDE THOSE BARRELS WITH THE JOKES I SAY

THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
I’M KING OF THE INTERNET

THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
THEY LOL TO MY JKS
I’M KING OF THE INTERNET
Track Name: Office Boy
MADE A JOKE ABOUT YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I’M AN OFFICE BOY GONA GIVE MY JOKES TO YOU
ARE YOU WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I’M AN OFFICE BOY SHOW YOU I CAN STILL PARTY TOO

GOING TO THE BANK BRING ME BACK SOME MONEY
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I’M AN OFFICE BOY GONA GIVE MY JOKES TO YOU
I’D COMPLAIN BUT NO ONE WOULD LISTEN
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I’M AN OFFICE BOY SHOW YOU I CAN STILL PARTY TOO

I’M AN OFFICE BOY MAKING JOKES LIKE THE WEEKEND
YOU GET YOUR INSTANT COFFEE AND MY JOKES FOR FREE

MAKING JOKES MAKING JOKES MAKING JOKES THE FUNNIEST JOKES
JOKES MAKING JOKES MAKING JOKES THE FUNNIEST THAT WE
KNOW THAT WE KNOW THAT WE KNOW THE FUNNIEST JOKES
JOKES MAKING JOKES MAKING JOKES THE FUNNIEST THAT WE

WHEN YOU MISS MY CALL AND PHONE ME BACK I SAY WE’RE PLAYING PHONE TAG
WHEN YOU MISS MY CALL AND PHONE ME BACK I SAY WE’RE PLAYING PHONE TAG

OFFICE BOY MAKING JOKES LIKE THE WEEKEND
YOU GET YOUR INSTANT COFFEE AND MY JOKES FOR FREE
OFFICE BOY MAKING JOKES LIKE THE WEEKEND
YOU GET YOUR INSTANT COFFEE AND MY JOKES FOR FREE
Track Name: Space Blog
SPACE BLOG
SPACE BLOG
SPACE BLOG
SPACE BLOG

BA BADA BA BA BUH BA BADA BA BA BUH
BA BADA BA BA BUH BA BADA BA BA BADA BUH
BA BADA BA BA BUH BA BADA BA BA BUH
BA BADA BA BA BUH BA BADA BA BA BADA BUH

DEAR SPACE DIARY WE’RE STILL IN SPACE ADAM’S EATEN ALL THE DUNKAROOS AND WE DON’T KNOW WHERE THE TOILETS ARE WE’VE BEEN HAVING THE BEST TIME EVERY IN SPACE BUT NOW WE’RE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS THAT WE MIGHT RUN OUT OF DRINKS

BA BADA BA BA BUH BA BADA BA BA BUH
BA BADA BA BA BUH BA BADA BA BA BADA BUH
BA BADA BA BA BUH BA BADA BA BA BUH
BA BADA BA BA BUH BA BADA BA BA BADA BUH

DEAR SPACE DIARY SPACE IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE BIT ANNOYING WELL IT’S NOT SO MUCH SPACE I’M JUST REALLY ANNOYED THAT ADAM ATE ALL THOSE DUNKAROOS I MEAN WE PACKED A LOT OF DUNKAROOS FOR THIS TRIP PRETTY MUCH ALL WE PACKED WAS DRINKS AND DUNKAROOS

EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE UH OW
EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE UH OW

HA SPACE
HA SPACE
HA SPACE
HA SPACE

DEAR SPACE DIARY THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF ASTEROIDS IN SPACE AND THEY SURE ARE ALL COMING FOR OUR SPACE SHIP THEY ALL REMIND ME OF DUNKAROOS I LOVE DUNKAROOS ADAM LOVES DUNKAROOS THAT’S PROBABLY WHY HE ATE THEM ALL

EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE UH OW
EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE UH OW

EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE
EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE

EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE UH OW
SPACE BLOG
EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE EVERYBODY’S IN SPACE UH OW
SPACE
Track Name: Kick Another Flip
I’VE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ALL THE GIRLS IMPRESSED
I’VE FOUND A WAY TO GET ALL THE GIRLS UNDRESSED
I DO A KICK A KICK A KICK I KICK ANOTHER FLIP

LADIES GO CRAY ZY WHEN I DO ALL MY TRICKS
THEY THINK I AM SO COOL AND I AM SO HIP
COS I CAN KICK I KICK I KICK I KICK ANOTHER FLIP

I’VE FLIPPED MY BOARD FOR OVER ONE MILLION WOMEN
THEY ALWAYS CALL ME I’M JUST SO BUSY FLIPPIN

LADIES DON’T WASTE NO TIME MAKING ME DO SEX
THEY THINK I AM SO COOL AND I AM COMPLEX
COS I CAN KICK I KICK I KICK I KICK ANOTHER FLIP

I FLIP THEIR SWITCH BIG TIME WHEN I FLIP MY BOARD
I’M LIKE A SEXY MAN LIKE A CONQUISTADOR
COS I CAN KICK I KICK I KICK I KICK ANOTHER FLIP

I’VE FLIPPED MY BOARD FOR OVER ONE MILLION WOMEN
THEY DON’T IGNORE ME I’M JUST TOO BUSY FLIPPIN
I’VE FLIPPED MY BOARD FOR OVER ONE MILLION WOMEN
THEY ALL ADORE ME I’M ALWAYS BUSY KISSIN

DON’T NEED TO WASTE NO TIME MAKING YOU IMPRESSED
DON’T NEED TO WASTE NO TIME GETTING YOU UNDRESSED
COS I CAN KICK I KICK I KICK I KICK ANOTHER FLIP

DON’T NEED TO WASTE NO TIME MAKING YOU IMPRESSED
DON’T NEED TO WASTE NO TIME GETTING YOU UNDRESSED
COS I CAN KICK I KICK I KICK I KICK ANOTHER FLIP

HUH AH HWA OHH WHOAH OH OHH
THEY GET DOWN WHEN I FLIP MY BOARD
HUH AH HWA OHH WHOAH OH OHH
THEY GET DOWN WHEN I FLIP MY BOARD
HUH AH HWA OHH WHOAH OH OHH
THEY GET DOWN WHEN I FLIP MY BOARD
HUH AH HWA OHH WHOAH OH OHH
THEY GET DOWN WHEN I FLIP MY BOARD

DON’T NEED TO WASTE NO TIME MAKING YOU IMPRESSED
DON’T NEED TO WASTE NO TIME GETTING YOU UNDRESSED
COS I CAN KICK I KICK I KICK I KICK ANOTHER FLIP

DON’T NEED TO WASTE NO TIME MAKING YOU IMPRESSED
DON’T NEED TO WASTE NO TIME GETTING YOU UNDRESSED
COS I CAN KICK I KICK I KICK I KICK ANOTHER FLIP
Track Name: Kissy Kissy
IN YOUR MOUTH I WANA BE
IN YOUR THROAT JUST YOU AND ME
WHERE IT’S ALL WARM AND WET

YOU AND ME WE FEEL THE SAME
BOTH OF OUR TONGUES A HURRICANE
WHERE IT’S ALL WARM AND WET
I COULD GO ON KISSIN ALL NIGHT LONG

KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY

WE’RE AT A PARTY BEHIND A SHED
WE’RE ON A HORSEBACK WE’RE ON A BED
WHERE IT’S ALL WARM AND WET

I LICK YOUR LIPS I LICK YOUR TEETH
WE’RE LICKING TONSILS AGGRESSIVELY
WHERE IT’S ALL WARM AND WET
I COULD GO ON KISSIN ALL NIGHT LONG

KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY

I KNOW ALL THE MOVES
COS I’M A FANCY BOY
I’VE DONE IT WITH HEAPS OF GIRLS

I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS
I WANT TO KISS KISS

KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY
KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY KISSY